Today, Diddy will celebrate his 55th birthday in a prison cell. While this might not be the most ideal place for the rapper to celebrate his birthday, he will still get special treatment while behind bars. Well, not really.
According to the New York PostThe founder of the iconic Bad Boy Records will be getting staple food in prison for his special day while he's locked up in Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center as he awaits trial for sex trafficking, extortion and transportation to engage in prostitution. Instead of expensive cuts of meat, chicken or lobster, Diddy will feast on baked potatoes, biscuits and gravy, bread and oatmeal. And that's just the breakfast menu.
As the day progresses, Diddy will be able to eat some pizza along with Italian pasta salad and green beans before finally getting some birthday chicken with tofu fried rice with black beans and carrots. We're not going to lie, tofu fried rice sounds fancy for a prison meal. I'm just saying.
While we're sure Diddy will reminisce about his past birthday parties that included his celebrity friends and allegedly baby oil as far as the eye can see, we doubt many people will be feeling sorry for him now that everyone's seen this video of him delivering Cassie and the horrific accusations against him.
Per the New York Post:
Prosecutors allege Diddy forced his alleged victims to participate in “Freak Offs,” also known as “elaborate and staged sexual performances that Combs arranged, directed, masturbated and often electronically recorded.”
He is accused of drugging his alleged victims to keep them “submissive and docile,” sometimes for days at a time. Prosecutors allege Diddy would record the 'Freak Offs' and use the footage as 'collateral' for extortion, claiming he would also use guns 'to intimidate and threaten them'.
Diddy denied the allegations and pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Well, at least he can have some”breakfast cakeFor his birthday, but he'd have to get up at 6am to do it, and who knows if it's worth getting up that early for the cake. He could also use his commissary to get himself a Snickers bar or something later in the day.
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