Drew Carey recently saw Phish perform at the Sphere in Las Vegas and wants everyone to know that the concert blew him away. After the jam band's performance on Sunday night, the comedian and The price is correct The presenter broke his hiatus on Twitter to let his followers know that he would do anything to feel that way again, including putting his penis in a blender.
“I swear I just talked to God,” Carey tweeted. “I would give you all my money, put my dick in a blender, and give up pussy for the rest of my life for this. Brother, tonight I really met God. I feel like Jesus saved me, it's not a lie.”
He went on to speculate that the experience was what “cumin' a pussy must feel like.” Carey added: “Because if it's even close, I'm [flying] to wherever tomorrow and get the best pussy money can buy. I don't need to be a man anymore [if] It means I can feel like this all the time.”
“Fuck, keep it bro if I can have this feeling,” he continued. “That was God at work or something. “I felt like Jesus was saving me, no lie.”
Check out Carey's tweets below, followed by a gallery of photos taken during Phish's Sphere residency.
Our own Wren Graves caught two of Phish's shows during their four-night run at Sphere and wrote in his review that the group “sounded fantastic both nights.” However, he was less impressed by the venue: “Rather than fostering community, Sphere fractures the audience's focus, offering bright temptations in every direction to make every face in the crowd tilt a different way.”
Although Phish's Las Vegas residency is over, for now, they have planned a summer tour of the US that will conclude with their Montitlen camp festival and traditional Labor Day weekend run at Dick's Sporting Goods Park in Commerce City, Colorado. Get tickets for those dates here.
#phishing in it #Sphere
I swear I just talked to God
I'd give you all my money, put my dick in a blender, and give up pussy for the rest of my life for this.
Brother, tonight I really met God. I feel like Jesus saved me, it's not a lie. pic.twitter.com/Wci1OdUp3F— ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ (@DrewFromTV) April 22, 2024
This is what it must feel like to cum from a pussy.
Because if it's even close, tomorrow I'll go wherever and get the best pussy money can buy. I don't need to be a man anymore, that means I can feel like this all the time.
Damn, keep it bro if I can have this feeling…— ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ (@DrewFromTV) April 22, 2024
Photo Gallery: Phish at The Sphere in Las Vegas, April 18-21, 2024 (click to enlarge and scroll):
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